Thursday, October 21, 2021

"She's Expecting"



A young Seaman sought permission from his Skipper to leave the ship on special liberty during his duty day.

“You See” … he explained … “My wife is expecting!”

“OH” … said the Skipper … “Go ahead then and tell your wife I wish her luck.”

The following week the same sailor was back again with the same explanation … “My wife is expecting.”

The Skipper looked surprised … “Still expecting? Well, well son, you must be quite bothered. Of course you can have the time off.”

When the same sailor appeared again on the third week, the Skipper lost his temper.

“Don’t tell me your wife is still expecting” … he bellowed!

“Yes Sir!”

… says the Sailor …

“She’s still expecting.”

“What in hell is she expecting shipmate?”

Simply put … “Me” … said the sailor! 

 

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