"Short Limericks"

 

While it’s true that Sailors seldom make passes

At girls who are plain and wear glasses,

If you’ll sit on his lap,

And play with his flap,

He’ll start wondering how good your ass is!!!

 

The Sea Captain's young bride,
fell into the bay at low tide,
You could tell by her squeals,
that some of the eels,
had found a new dark place to hide.

A Sea-Going Girl from Madrid

Once had an affair with a Squid

Said she, “No more eels.”

No more Dolphins or Seals…

Once you’ve had a Squid, you’ve been did!!!

 

There once was an Annapolis Middy

Who was fondling his lady friend’s titty

She started to wiggle

She started to squirm

And that’s when the middy fed her the worm!

 

A Sea-Going Sweetheart so Brave

Had a gal that was too good to save

So she joined the Navy …

To put out her Gravy …

Every man in the Fleet wore out that Wave!

He couldn't be a swabbie, Davy;
He got seasick on waters wavy.
Still, he was with seamen,
Who, filled with his semen,
Said, "Davy, mate, you're in the Navy!"

 

She’s very pregnant,

The Sailor’s friend Rose.

Who the father is

GOB only knows!

 

( Fin )