“The Many Things You Can Spell With The Periodic Table”

 

One thing you can say about the nuclear Navy … most nukes are somewhere on the spectrum. Somewhat brilliant but a little bit out there, or eccentric in their own way.  I have a friend who was a nuke on the Chucky “V” who sent these to me. It’s a list of things you can spell from the chart of “Periodical Elements.” I guess he felt my blog was as good a place as any to post this sophomoric gear adrift. So as usual, I’m happy to oblige…  

“The Many Things You Can Spell With The Periodic Table”

1. PoRn BaBeS

2. BrOThAs N HoS

3. TiCKLiSH PuSSY

4. SUCK ThIS BiTcH

5. BOMb AsS PuSSY

6. KrlsS KRoSS VS SlAYEr (note - Slayer would totally win)

7. GeTTrUNGdRuNK AsS

8. SiP LuCKY LaGeR fUCKErS

9. SUPErCaLiERaGeLiSTiCeXePJAIAtOCiOUS-FUCK!

10. PErAtEs LuV BeEr

11. ThIS LiST iS ThE sHIT

12. AJCoHOLiCS BoNe CaLiFOrNiAs BeST hOOKErS

13. PAcK PHAt PIPEs

14. NASTi AsS BiTcHeS WasTe BeEr

15. GeT mORe PuNaNi YOU PUNK AsS BiTcH

16. SeX eVErY BiTcH UP

 

As a Bonus, The Top Five Porn Flicks

1) CuM gUSSLiN HoEs

2) Au NAtURaL: No LuBe

3) HoEs ReCoGeNISe

4) Pu Pu BOOTi CA1L

5) Bi PoRn: LuBe RaCe

This is juvenile and seriously demented, and I don’t know why I laugh when I see this list. But back when I turned fifty, my kids gave me a birthday card that said if I hadn’t grown up by now, I don’t have to … so there you go!