A very naive young ‘boot’ sailor is in a bar in San Diego. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him to her apartment. She takes off her pants and her panties.
He looks between her legs, and he says, “What’s that?”
She says, “It’s me lower mouth.”
He says, “What do you mean, ‘your lower mouth?’”
She says, “Just what I said, it’s me lower mouth. It’s got a moustache… It’s got lips…”
He asks, “Has it got a tongue in it?”
She says, “Not yet. . .”
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