One day a woman went into a tatoo parlor and asked for a tatoo of Frank Sinatra on the inside of one of her thighs, and Elvis Prestley on the other ...
When he was done the lady got really pissed off…
“They don't look anything like them!!”
The tattoo artist said that anyone could tell who they are. So he pulled a ‘Drunken Sailor’ inside and asked if he could identify the tattoos...
As the Sailor stammered he said…
"I have no Idea... (Hiccup')... who the two on the sides are but the hairy one in the middle... (Hiccup')... with the bad breath is definitely… Willie Nelson!!!”
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