Tuesday, May 27, 2014

‘Navy Medical Research’



Researchers are Baffled…

The US Navy at Bethesda has concluded an extensive pharmaceutical study in which an equal number of enlisted sailors and commissioned officers were administered weekly doses of Viagra!

Researchers are at a loss to explain why all the enlisted sailors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, while the officers simply grew taller…

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  1. what about Mustangs?

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  2. I remember (then Captain, later Admiral) Hyram Rickover making a comment in the late 60s/early 70s that "ringknockers have to be castrated" to become proper officers. Guess that is when the decline of the officer corps really started. Of course Rickover wasn't exactly the poster boy for political correctness

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    1. First time I ever heard the term "Ringknockers" but OMG, it is an epiphany! Allot of the anal-opolis grads made sure you didn't miss "their precious" when they met with you....

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  3. Taller yes, but for most the growing was only above the neck....

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    1. That was the point. Richard Cranial in other words.

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