Friday, September 25, 2015

'Stew Burners'


Distrustful of the Mess Specialist’s culinary talents, the ol’ salty Petty Officer asked the senior ‘Cooky’ in the galley...

“How do you know when the food is ready to be served?”

"Easy!"


…said the Stew Burner…

"When it's burning, it's cooking. When it's smoking, it's done."

4 comments:

  1. mmm goood burnt offerings to King Neptune

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  2. Never Ever piss off the cook!

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  3. when its brown turn it round,, when its black,, give it to Jack.....

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  4. Dave that sounds like an RN comment. Cooks and mail clerks were the 2 trade specialists that were looked after. I am of course going back in time

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