“Alleviating Air Pressure”

During a commercial airline flight a retired Navy Aviator was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The retired Aviator pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related paraphernalia. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the Aviator responded,

"Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears. The Aviator sadly shook his head, and in true Navy fashion exclaimed,

"Damn! And all these years I've been chewing gum."