Tuesday, May 10, 2016

'Mass Conflag'

On the Good Ship Never Sails we were setting up for a Mass Conflag Drill during General Quarters! The Chief Corpsman had conducted a class in triage -- sorting out battle casualties according to the likelihood of survival and all that jazz!!  We had applied theatrical makeup to several of the sailors to simulate different wounds!!!

Pointing to one of the casualties he said to the group…

"This man has severe brain damage. What would you do with him?"

... From the back someone yelled...

 "Make Him an Officer!!!"

… And That is a No Shitter…

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