Tuesday, May 9, 2017

'If You Can't Stomach It... Don't Read It!!!



Hey, I’ve got a suggestion for those of you who get gastric distress reading my stuff... Who lose your lunch... go blind... get headaches or wet your pants... STOP READING IT! You have to physically open the link in order to read my drivel!! If you don’t want to read it… if it makes you ill…  you find it in distaste… don’t open it!! It’s that simple!!! 


7 comments:

  1. Dan,keep them coming, they are funny as shit, love to read the sea stories.

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  2. Old enough to be unable to stop wetting my pants once it starts. As for going blind , had glasses since I was 13.
    Love the sea stories.

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  3. Peace be upon them, in fact peace all over them!! Keep the stories lose the whiners!

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  4. Sounds like someone's wife is reading here and they're catching hell for being red blooded American men who chose to serve their country at sea?

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  5. I find your stuff sophomoric, immature and down right disgusting. That is exactly why I will continue to read and enjoy it.

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  6. Your stuff disgusts me, turns my stomach and gives me dry heaves. You are wrong on one thing though. I don't have to click a link to get here. It is my browsers home page.

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