Monday, May 1, 2017

Lieutenant And The Commodore

During a DESRON inspection the Commodore looks over to a young Lieutenant and asks…

 “So Lieutenant, what is your job?”

The Lieutenant replies…

“Sir, I'm the sexual adviser to the Commanding Officer.”

The Commanding Officer hearing this almost skips a beat and cursing under his breath asks...

“Lieutenant, would you mind explaining yourself?”

“Yes Sir, whenever I suggest anything, my CO cuts me short saying when he needs my ‘fucking advice’ he’ll ask for it.”