'A Stolen Kiss?!?'

Five people were riding in a train coach! A woman and her beautiful nineteen-year-old daughter were sitting on one side, and facing them standing up were a Marine Corp General, his security escort along with a Navy Corpsman!! The train enters a tunnel, and the cabin becomes dark. A kiss is heard, followed by a slap…

The mother thinks…

"That young Navy man stole a kiss from my daughter, and she rightfully slapped him."

The daughter thinks…

"That young Sailor tried to kiss me and kissed my mother by mistake and got slapped."

The General thinks…

"That young sailor stole a kiss, and I got slapped by mistake!"

The young Corpsman thinks…

"I'm pretty smart. I kiss the back of my hand and get to hit the General!"