‘Cathouse Crackerjack’

A young sailor goes to the cathouse for the first time. The Madam asks him what he would like. He was nervous and said that he wasn't sure, so he asked what was available. The Madam told him that she had just the girl for him.

The girl led him to the room and they both undressed. She told him that he would just love 69. They started to go at it when the girl rips a fart right in his face. She apologized and blamed it on the Mexican food she just had. They go back at it and she lets go with the nastiest fart ever. Again she apologized and said that this had never happened to her before. The guy got up and started putting his clothes back on while gagging and told her…

“I don't think that I can take 67 more of those!”