Friday, August 4, 2017

'When The Chief Farts'

The Chief was at a sophisticated dinner party for all Officers and Chiefs onboard the ship when he let out a rather boisterous loud fart!

The Skipper was appalled and said indignantly,

"Chief! How dare you fart in front of my wife!"

The Chief exclaimed,

"Sorry Captain, I didn't realize it was her turn!"


  1. It's "How dare you fart BEFORE my wife, otherwise it makes no sense.

  2. See you are a fan of vaudville. Good for you.