Friday, August 11, 2017

‘Reverse Psychology’




Two married Navy Chiefs were sitting at the bar drinking one night after work when one turns to the other and says…

“You know, I don’t know what else to do! Whenever I go home after we’ve been out, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, I shut off the engine and coast into the garage! I take my shoes off before I go into the house and sneak up the stairs. Then I sneak into the bathroom to get undress so I can snake my way into bed, but my wife always wakes up and yells at me for staying out too late!”

His fellow Chief looks at him and says…

“Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach!  I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the stairs, throw my shoes into the closet, strip off me cloths and jump right into bed as I rub my wife’s ass and say … How about a little?!?”

“HuH?!?”

“She just pretends that she’s still asleep… works every time!”

4 comments:

  1. Now this is a true true Chief.....

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  2. Sounds like an old Cary Grant movie plot... ;-)

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