" The Follow-up "

 

After the follow-up from his previous long-arm inspection, the sexually active Seaman waited in the doctor's office for negative results. The Doctor said…

"I have good news and bad news for you."

"The way I feel, please give me the good news first!"

"The good news is that your penis has grown an additional four inches since your last exam."

"Great! What is the bad news?"

 

"It's malignant!!!"