'Pleas'n the Skipper'

A young Officer was leaving the Admin office at 1800 hours when he found the Skipper standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.

“Listen,” said the Skipper,

 “This is important, and all my yeomen have left. Can you make this thing work?”

“Certainly,” said the young Officer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the Skipper as his paper disappeared inside the machine.

 “I just need one copy.”