Sailor & The Pope

The Pope And A Sailor Both Pass Away On The Same Day, And In A Mix Up, The Pope Goes To Hell And The Sailor Goes To Heaven.

So God Calls Down To Hell And Says, "lucifer, I Think We Have A Mix Up Here. I've Got One Of Yours, And You've Got One Of Mine. So Why Don't You Just Send The Pope Up, And I'll Send You The Sailor."

So The Pope Begins To Float Up, And Halfway He Meets The Sailor. "how Ya Doin?" Says The Sailor.

"Glorious," Says The Pope, "when I Get To Heaven I'm Going To Walk With St.peter, Talk With God, And Visit The Virgin Mary."

Well The Sailor Begins To Laugh Out Loud. The Pope Asks "what's So Funny?" The Sailor Cooly Replies,

"Sir, I Think Your About 3 Hours Too Late!!!"