Monday, March 14, 2016

'Tin Can Tess'

Don’t rightly remember who sent me this, but it sure is an entertaining bit to a story!  Apparently it’s from way back in the Fifties era when sailors were sailors and the civilians loved a man in uniform!!  Here goes…

They say there was a forever bar somewhere in the past for the tin can sailors back in the day! It had a waitress they christened as Tin Can Tess!! She wore a diminutive custom fit jumper, white short shorts and a navy blue bow in her hair!!!

She had two three bladed screws… the type that looked like the ones on a Machinist’s Crow tattooed on each cheek of her fanny! Late at night when the drunks got right Tess would bend over Yell’n…

“I'm Tin Can Tess...twin screws and built for speed."

… and jerk her shorts and panties down to her knees!!!

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