Monday, March 13, 2017

‘Boot Camp Inspection Tricks’





When you conduct a Boot Camp Barracks Inspection, bring some Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup and make sure you inspect the toilet alone while the recruits are standing by! Put some of that there syrup in the toilet like, so you get the very familiar mark we all know so well!! Then put on your furious face when you let it all out on the squad leader!!!

When he comes running, give him hell while asking…

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is this?"

… Of course he becomes speechless! Then you obviously put your finger in it and taste it!! You confirm it’s shit and give him hell for it!!!

The look on his face is simply: PRICELESS!!!!



3 comments:

  1. When I did Urine tests, I would sometimes put mountain dew in a bottle. Later on I would "taste it" and declare it filled with drug residue. Made a few people puke. CO was not impressed.

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  2. Awesome , wish I would have thought of that

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  3. Awesome , wish I would have thought of that

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