A Crackerjack
Sailor was sitting around the ship bored as hell and feeling horny! He digs
around in his locker for loose change and comes up with Twenty Bucks and heads
for the local brothel!! He approaches the madam and says…
"I only have Twenty Dineros but I am so
horny! Please, please I just need to fuck something!"
The madam
says…
"OK, If you’re that desperate I’ll let you
fuck a goat!"
The madam
instructs him to go to the first door on the right! Once there, he sees a goat
tied to the corner and a large mirror on the wall!! He proceeds to go behind
the animal and fucks away like crazy, finishes, and leaves!!!
A couple of
days later, he feels horny again, digs around, and finds Fifteen Dollars! He
goes back to the brothel and tells the madam he only has Fifteen Dineros but
he’s really horny and wants to fuck the goat again!! She tells him he fucked
the goat so hard he killed it!!!
Instead, she
could let him watch two women mud-wrestle for Fifteen Dollars! The guy agrees
and she instructs him to go to the second door on the right!! He walks into a
dark room and sees a few guys sitting in front of a large window watching two
women mud-wrestle!!!
Sitt’n there
he gets pretty excited and says to one of the other fellas in the room…
"This is great!"
To which the
other guys say…
"Yeah, but you should have been here a couple
of days ago when they had some guy fucking an ol’ goat!"
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