Wednesday, August 2, 2017

'Old Grumpy Chiefs'




An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones…

The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy Chief Petty Officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy!!!

One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee! While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message…

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband responded…

"I'm takin' a shit. Please advise."

Almost brings a tear to my eyes…

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