Many of you
probably remember me talk'n about the CIWS Phalanx weapon system in some of my
earlier stories! The CIWS, or Close In Weapon System is well known as the last
ditch effort to smash into an incoming cruise missile and cause it to blow the
hell up. To do this it uses a 20mm gatling gun which when loaded for wartime
fires sub-caliber (saboted) tungsten projectiles made to rip a target to
shreds. That's where the "R2D2 with a gatling gun for a hard on comes
from!
CIWS was
pretty much a maintenance intensive system. It had a lot of intricate movable
parts. So there was a lot of tedious work involved to keep it up 100%
of the time. You see each Division was broken up into Workcenters and CIWS had
one for each mount fore and aft. We also had these things called PMS checks but
it wasn't the kind that women have, although some people might have a different
view on that. PMS in Navy terms stands for Planned Maintenance System checks.
It was my job to list all the PMS checks for the quarter as well as the weekly
boards. This PMS schedule was hand written on paper in pen back in those days.
Now it's all done on computer, much easier on your carpal tunnel than it was
back then! The schedule was signed and approved by the department head. Each
work center had a laminated weekly schedule that showed each day and what
checks to do. With over three hundred checks to do on a quarterly basis you can
see how gaudamn monotonous this could get.
It was also
my job to assign the maintenance to the guys in the Workcenters. I was
responsible to make sure it got done and done right. Any division that didn't
complete their maintenance by the end of the week got a real good ass chewing
from the Chief. We also had spot checks done by every khaki under the
sun. We had to show that we had the required tools, procedures were verified
and performed correctly, and if for some reason we didn't do it exactly as
prescribed on the card then our sorry asses would get hemmed up for
'gundecking!' That's another special word in the Navy lexicon that means
signing off for maintenance that didn't actually get done.
Maintenance
was easy to gundeck if spot checks weren't being done right. We probably had as
many as four or five a week just for good measure. But it was up to me to make
sure everything was laid out and done up right so when the spot check khaki
came along to try to catch us gundecking we were in the right place at the
right time doing what we were suppose to be doing. I can say I've always had a
pretty damn good track record.
But
sometimes shit just happens and you can't be everywhere all the time. I
remember once when we did a gun tear down and one of my guys laid the gun
barrels in salt water. Now keep in mind, in the kind of environment out at sea
there are a myriad of components, electrical connectors, and gun parts that get
corroded in that salt air. But when one of the guys lays the damn
barrels in salt water for two or three days that shit will eat right through
the bluing and pit the gaudamn things. This was when I learned from one of the
fellas how bluing was discovered.
"Back
in the days of the Civil War soldiers use to dip their rifle barrels in
horseshit to keep them from rusting. After all the manure dried on the barrel
it would turn blue, hence the name bluing!"
I don't know
how much of the horse shit story is actually 'horse shit' but I still remember
it to this day!
Then we had
this Salt water Strainer System that was used to keep all the sea life out of
the CIWS Heat Exchanger. But the damn thing would corrode all to hell and
always leak like a sieve! The handles would freeze up so damn tight from the
corrosion you'd have to put your whole damn body into it just to turn the
gaudamn thing!
"I love
it when I get my fingers into it!"
This was
Sauce-man's common remark when turning one of those crusty old valve handles.
He always had something smart ass to say that was usually sexual in nature. I
guess that’s why we got along so damn well.
With all
these problems CIWS had it was a wonder we ever got anything done right
and on time! Things would happen at the most unpredictable times!
Just like
the time we had a gun jam in the middle of a Drone shoot! We had fifteen
minutes to get on deck and figure out what the hell happened. Apparently FC3
"Marcus" Cool tried to use cottar pins to hold down the firing sector
back plate to the gun. Unfortunately it was supposed to be wire wrapped and the
cottar pin just vibrated out upon firing! I don't know how we did it but we
managed to get that damn gun up and running in record time!
How many of
you fellas remember swapping cards between fore and aft CIWS at 0200 in the
morning trying to isolate a fault that just didn't seem to make sense? I
believe we ended up hijacking the whole weapons computer drawer out of
one mount and hauling to the other in the cover of darkness just to figure out
if the problem was in the cabinet! We were suppose to have our forward mount up
as per the Battle Groups marching orders until we were scheduled to bring it
down for maintenance. The Skipper at the time would've shit all over us if he
found out what we were doing! He-he!!! Those were the days...
But with
crazy shit like that happening, life was too unpredictable to be living
by a schedule. Sometimes you just had to do what you had to do.
As an ol' CIWS tech from '84 to '90 I can appreciate your pain, although I was on an FF and only had one mount so swapping cards was not available although I do remember a time when we fried a whole drawer in port, in the middle of the night, 4 hours before we were scheduled to depart. We could not wait for parts and we happened to be rafted up with another FF so we snuck over and swapped out the drawer with their mount, poor bastards, we never did hear from them so all was good. Miss those days. :)
ReplyDeleteWell, I happen to remember that situation, or at least one like it that took place in Pearl Harbor during the same time frame. Gotta do what ya gotta do.
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ReplyDeleteWe had a WCG issue one one mount that lasted for days. Next thing we know, forward mount is down as well. Working with the guys in shore, they had us swap the whole 2A8 drawer from one mount to the other. Problem followed the drawer. Start removing card retainers and holy hell a card is missing but someone put the retainer back!!! Went to the “parts locker” and found a card in ESD plastic with a PASS parts printout and our WCS handwriting! That paper quickly disappeared!!!
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